Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Ode to Cap'n Crunch

Among the many atrocities committed by my parents during my youth, perhaps none was so severe as the sugar deprivation. There was a strict two-cookie limit, as well as an outright ban on sugar-masquerading-as-breakfast-cereal.

Fortunately, I was eventually emancipated and went on to have a torrid love affair with junk food of all types, including serious liaisons with the Cap'n. When I heard the now-discredited rumor that the Cap'n was no more...I was numb.

Okay, I wasn't really. But I was stunned when E told me she never tasted those sweet little cubes of goodness. I can clearly recall exactly how Cap'n Crunch tastes, even if it's been over 15 years since I last had it.

I have to admit I still love junk food. I rarely indulge my cravings anymore, a nod to both healthy living and my ongoing battle of the bulge. I've learned the hard way that real food makes me feel and look much better.

You've probably noticed I'm a big fan of Mark Bittman. I'm glad the The Times has given him more room to write about food and the larger issues that go along with it, as he does so well in this post.

Over the last five years I've drastically changed the way I eat. Junk food has almost disappeared from my diet. Meat and poultry are becoming less of main characters and more of supporting actors. I also care much more about where they come from.

Vegetables, fruits, grains and legumes are becoming the foundation of my diet. I'm far from perfect, but the change is underway. I know my eating habits won't save the world, but it will make me feel better.

And if I ever decide to backslide, good old Cap'n Crunch will be waiting for me at the grocery store.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

sob... I just don't know who you are anymore!!!

Please come home!

Captn Crunch

John said...

I'm sorry, Cap'n. It's not you...it's me.

Anonymous said...

One of the most amazing things is living near the largest cereal plant in the world.. Enough where the whole down town smells of cap'n'crunch berries on certain days. Some snub their nose at such an aroma.. me, I couldn't feel any luckier!

As Les Claypool from Primus sings "I don't believe in much, but I do believe in Cap'n'crunch"


And for those that are bored with cold cereal, look up a recipe for Cap'n'crunch french toast.. F@#$ amazing!

-mrT

John said...

mrT!

It's great to hear from you. We polished off our last bottle of Potter Porter recently, and it was fantastic. I didn't mean to age it so much, but it aged wonderfully.

Cap'n Crunch french toast? I'll be looking into that.

 
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